Fanboys (Elle Oh Elle)

Elle
oh Elle I got your
card that wished me
well, hiding
behind your Dell
computer, intergalactic
commuters of
public opinion,
coveting supremacy and
sway over all
its mindless
minions-

playing
the victim
like
Alderaan, it’s a
hard knock
life for pixels and
your imaginary
pistol is no
match for
my fistfuls of
atomic bombs

and when
I launch,

even Azeroth
itself will
learn

“my mom is
no Nazi lover, but your
dad might be fucking your
brother if you don’t
get with the
masses.”

Honestly,
I’m past this- teenage
trash talk over whose dick
is bigger,

which piece of
living room machinery
will
trigger
future civilizations,
misogynistic rain men
trying to
reason with
the dirt.

Elle oh
Elle,

great expectations
always tend
to hurt.

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